Once Upon A Time.. When I was Young....

Once Upon A Time:

I Could Wear a Size 32 Waist Pair of Jeans....

now... Most of my pants have elastic and are classified by the number of XX's

Once Upon A Time:

I Could Dance All Night and Close the Clubs Down...

now... I can listen to dance music until about 10pm. at home...

Once Upon A Time:

I Could Run 5 Miles Without Stopping...

now... I've stopped running,... even to the mailbox.

Once Upon A Time:

I Could "Jump Up" and go get something.....

now... I have to build up to getting up only after remembering whatever it was

 I am giong to get is located.

Once Upon A Time:

I Could go hunting, fishing, skating, scuba diving, play football, basketball,

 baseball, and tennis without hesitation..

now... I can watch them all on T.V.. for at least a hour without falling asleep.

But.... Now I hold onto the 3 most important things in Life...

 I am Happy, I am Loved and I am still Breathing.

I have also been told that I have become very good at the art of Snoring...

Some Things, it takes years to get right....

Johnny