Saturday, April 25, 2015

Diary of a Crazy Limo Driver

I returned last night from my trip with the "girls".  Picture it...

Heather's Birthday Party Trip

11 Eleven year old girls.
2 Middle School Sisters,  
1 Mom,
1 Grandmom

and a Father (who was the smart one because he followed in his truck)....

I picked them up at the Elementary School in Dequincy, La and took them to the "Bounce Around" in Beaumont (about an hour away).

The screaming, and hollering, laughing and shouting lasted the entire trip and was deafening, and I had my Privacy Wall UP! I could only feel sorry for Mom and Grandmom who were with them in the back.  Once there,  they jumped, bounced, played games, pushed each other around, ate pizzza opened presents, ate cake, ate more pizza, another 30 minutes on the inflatable slides then retuned to the Limo..  

On the trip back I offered them the one CD I had with me because they forgot to bring their own and earlier on the trip there could be heard switching radio stations at the rate of 3 per minute trying to find something to listen to that they all knew.

The CD?  Elvis' Greatest Hits.....

Oh yea... How crazy was it?  Well I noticed people who were passing us laughing, looking back towards the car and shaking their heads..

On returning to Dequincy.. I learned that all the girls were going to the Birthday Girl's House to spend the night...

I walk over to the Father and offered him the "extra"  $20.00 tip that "Grandma" had given me saying "You deserve this more then me."

He smiled at me and said, "Naw, you keep it.  You think I'm staying in THAT house tonight? Oh Hell No... I paid for all of this....  I'm going over to my friends house... ITS POKER NIGHT...

Smart Man...

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