Saturday, November 24, 2012

Dear Santa... Stacking the Deck




Dear Santa Claus..

Now that Thanksgiving is over I feel comfortable in sending my letter to you and NOW can start making plans for CHRISTMAS.

Just felt the need to keep you updated on my behavior over the past few months. I am striving to ensure that my actions continue to meet your expectations and that by doing so you feel assured that I do deserve any (Canon  30D lenses) to Christmas present that may possibly find it's way under our Christmas tree this year.

Please take note that I have cleaned, cleared and personally made sure that our chimney is void of anything that may hinder your arrival to our Christmas tree which will soon be in placed just to the right of the fireplace in the den. I also got to thinking that your probably getting tired of milk and cookies so, I will have you a nice Ribeye with a Baked potato there for you, Also and finally for the Rudolf and the others each will find a large "toasted" bag of oats sitting just to the side of the chimney with a pail of fresh spring water. 

I was also able to talked one of my daughter's latest boyfriends into climbing up on the roof and clear a few tree branches allowing a safer landing area for you and the raindeer.

As you can see Santa, I am always thinking of those around me and not myself. I Hope your flight will go without any problems.

P.S. Attached you will find the GPS coordinates for our house because we have moved since the last time you honored us with your presence.
P.S.S.   Also,  you will find as a added thank you an pair of those neat battery powered RUNCO Warmer socks, But wait.....also a pair for Mrs. Clause!!!!

             

God Speed and hoping to see you soon.
John

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Hello! I know your out there!

To all the people who read my blogs.  I would love to hear your opinion on my writings.  It doesn't matter, positive or negative.  One can only grow by learning from their mistakes, so please feel free to be upfront on how you feel after reading my work.  I promise I will not hunt you down. 

Thanks for taking the time to read my work. 

Onward Thru The Fog...

John