Friday, July 3, 2015

The Texan Drummer Boy...


Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

The lawn ornaments cast a light glow on the yards down the street,

And Jingle Bells could be heard playing from the house across the creek.

from down the street came a number of low thumping sounds,

we wonderED what it was when right AFTER came the barking of hounds.

Next came the sharp rap from what sounded like someone tapping on a piece of tin.

That’s when realized it was coming from the home of that Crazy Texan.

We walked down the road to find out what was all the ruckus,

With my wife gripping about letting these crazy people move in among us.

We snuck across their yard and worked our way up to the window of their new shed.

Where the noise was coming out loud enough to wake the dead.

We peaked in the window and was amazed to see,

 A white bearded fellow with a set of drum around his knees,

His Son-in-law was hitting a heavy bass,

his daughter WAS PLAYING steel guitar that fit right in place.

with One of his Grand-DaughterS sang lead accompanied by her sister

grandmA WAS across the room working the SOUND mixer.

TWEAKING THE KNOBS AND BUTTONS MAKING it ALL cOmE OUT RIGHT.

Her t-shirt said “Yea, they call me the  fixer.

Some of the other neighbors sat of the floor swaying to the beat,

And when “Santa Bo” went into a solo they jumped to their feet.

His sticks were moving so fast while banging out the beat

It was quite obvious that he knew how to give the crowd a treat.

By the end of his solo the whole neighborhood stood there listening

and clapping totally amazed.

Then we danced and party’d until the early morning haze.

When finally we could party no more

He walked us to the door

and with final rap of his sticks on the garage door as it slid slowly down 

we heard him sing out.

Hope ya enjoyed it folks, it was fun having you here

merry Christmas to all

and a happy new year!!!!





Wednesday, July 1, 2015

His Sign


By John C. Glass

Not long ago, I was sitting on my patio having my early morning 
coffee.   I had spent a sleepless night tossing and turning thinking about bills, work, and what the future held for my family.  It had seemed that no matter what I did lately, there was a grey cloud hanging over me that just wouldn’t go away.
I was confused over why my life had taken such an awful turn for the worse?  I had been “raised right”. My parents had instilled in me the good basic trait of honor, loyalty, caring that are the foundation our family had always felt were needed for a person to live a life of worth.  But lately it seemed that no matter what I did I felt I was being punished for something.  So much so that I was starting to second guess my beliefs towards the existence of an all powerful God.  
I didn’t understand.  If there was a God with such an understanding and love for His people, what had I done to seem to make Him turn His back on me?   I had been taught that no matter what, He was there and that He was always listening.  I had been told that no matter what happens I should keep my faith in Him.  I had been raised to follow His commandments, which I always tried to do, even though I knew I had faltered like most men do from time to time.  Still, I considered myself and hoped that others also saw me as a kind, considerate and loving man.
I dropped my head, closed my eyes and for the first time in a long time, I prayed to my God.  I told Him of my worries, my concerns, my fears and finally my grievance that it seemed He had forsaken me to the point that I was questioning His existence. 
Then, I challenged him.  I asked Him to give me a sign that He was still there for me, it didn’t have to be a big sign, no parting of the seas or window rattling earthquake.  Just something to tell me that He was still there and that what I had been brought up to believe was true.  I was not asking or expecting it to happen immediately.  I told Him that I would try to be patient and prayed that I would recognize His sign when it did come to me.  
 Returning from my prayer, I thought of what I had just done.  Did I deserve asking God for proof of His existence?  I thought of the old adage of being a “God Fearing Man”. Had I pushed Him too far? Where did I think I had the right to question His existence?  I opened my eyes and looked around.  So far the world had not stopped spinning nor had it opened and swallowed me up.  Actually I, for some reason, seemed to feel a little more at ease.
Before I knew it, my mind had shifted into neutral and I sat enjoying the warmth of the morning sun.  I heard giggling and the shuffling of children’s feet on the  sidewalk in front of my house then slowly they seemed to drift away,  allowing me to slip farther into a light nap.
Then, I heard “You…,“ No You”….. from my driveway and as I was trying to figure out if this was for real or a dream  there came the sound of light feet approaching my patio gate.    

 As if to settle the question, very quietly I heard a boy’s voice “Excuse me… Say Mister”.  There stood three young boys about ten or eleven years old. Two of them stood side by side holding between them a large sack.  Directly in front of them stood the third, his feet planted firmly and his arms folded across his chest holding two objects that I could not quite make out. 
Still not sure if I was up to or wanted to listen to whatever it was they wanted, I contemplated ignoring them.  Yet, there was something about 'the look" of  this young boy that reminded me of another young boy who had been hell bent on taking on the world about fifty years ago.  I acknowledge their presence and asked what I could do for them.
Surprisingly, he answered that it was not what I could do for them, but what they could do for me and with that, he started his magic.
Sir, we are here to offer you the opportunity to buy from us these fine pine cones” thrusting one forward to show me.
 Walking to the gate I looked down at the boy and the pine cones.  In one hand he held a cone that was still tightly closed and rock hard.  In the other hand was a fully opened cone oozing pine sap and shedding its seeds on my sidewalk when he shook it.  Obviously, I had no need for their products, but I couldn’t help wanting to see how strong the salesmanship in this young man was. 
“Yes, I must say, those are fine looking pine cones but tell me, just how could I use them, son?”  I asked. Without hesitation his comeback was “Why sir, you can grow your own pine cone tree!  Trying to catch him off guard, I responded “But that would take a very long time and I may not be around to see it grow tall.  What else could I use these pine cones for? ”

They’re great for throwing at noisy dogs or cats” as he reached through the gate and pitched the still closed, rock hard cone to me.  Instinctively I caught it, and by doing so, I had become the “possessor” of the cone.  This would make it harder for me to give it back if I chose not to buy his product.  It was obvious this young man had learned the tools of a true salesman at a very early age.  I was impressed.
Stalling for time to figure out my next remark, I rolled the cone around in my hand then acted as though I was checking it’s aerodynamics by tossing it up in the air a few times.  I answered with “Hmmmmmm,  yes I bet they would, but… I don’t want to make my neighbors angry at me for throwing pine cones at their pets. Could there be anything else I can use these pine cones for?”

For the first time he seemed to be caught without an answer, he stood looking at his feet deep in thought, as he rolled the other pine cone between his palms. The two friends behind him nervously shuffled the almost full bag which surely held every loose pine cone for a two block radius.  Guessing that this sale was not going to happen, one of them started to thank me for my time when suddenly the salesman jerked his head up with a big smile, looked me straight in the eyes and said,

Sir, If you were to take and tie it to a stick, you would have a very nice Pine Cone Back Scratcher."    I thought about it for a  couple of seconds.  I mean it was quite obvious, it only made sense, he was right. Why If I were to tie this fine pinecone to a stick, I would surely have The world’s greatest and probably the world's only pine cone back scratcher.   
                            
Well, I had to have it.

“So son, you’ve sold me. How much do you want for these pine cones?  Again without pause his answer was, “For you sir,  I will let you have these fine pine cones for only 50 cents each, or four for two dollars, then turning to look at his two best friends with,  I have no doubt. a wink in his eye he threw his last pitch at me. Or give us ten bucks Sir, and you can have the whole bag.”
I called out to my wife to bring me two dollars.   The others two boy’s eyes lit up like they had just hit the lottery.  I proudly paid for my four World’s Greatest Pine Cones, thanked the boys for giving me the opportunity of buying such wonderful items and watched as they scampered down my sidewalk. 

As they left, the bag carriers slapped their #1 salesman on his back as he looked around for the next customer.  The last thing I heard him say was, “It’s simple guys, ya just gotta believe, if you believe, there’s just about nothing that can’t happen”. Then he turned back to me, threw me that smile one more time and we waved to each other.
 I sat back down and thought about what had just happened.   I smiled to myself thinking about the confidence the young boy had shown and his strong belief that he was not going to be turned down, no matter what. This young boy who had made the decision before he even reached my gate, that if there was anyone there to listen to him, he was going to sell that person at least one of his pine cones.
 He had not known what or who was around that corner but that didn’t matter.  He was going to get his message across to whomever he met, no matter what.  There was no second guessing that, because, there was no second guessing his beliefs.

It was only then did I realize that God had brought this boy to my gate to give me the answer to my prayer.   Stunned and yet at ease, I realized that I need not worry, nor ever again second guess the existence and the power of my God.  

I closed my eyes and prayed again, thanking Him for His sign that I “just gotta believe” and that if I do, He’ll always be there for me.
Lord…. Show me your way.

Monday, June 29, 2015

And The Journey Began

Many years ago, a Sailor shared his dreams with a Queen...

She gave him 3 small ships and permission to go and follow his dreams and the rest is history...

Many years later another Sailor shared his dreams with a Queen...

She gave him, her heart and asked him to go and follow his dreams, if she could ride along..

Now they follow the winds together, side by side and the Sailor could not have a better mate....


Tuesday, June 23, 2015

The Five Senses of Country

For those of us who are privileged to have all 5 Senses, we are able to enjoy what God has put on earth for us...

For those of us who were raised "Country", we were even more priviltged to enjoy the "finer" things in life.  Some of these things only a few of us can remember. For the others, you just had to be there. 
Country Scents:
Saddle leather, Honeysuckle, a new puppy, the pig pen, fresh hay, the river, tractor grease, campfire smoke and a skunk.
Country Sounds;;
The screen door closing, milk hitting the bottom of the bucket, sheets flapping in the wind, a pop gun, the wind through the trees, chalk going across a chalkboard and giggling.
Country Sights:
Lightning Bugs, Dad calling the cattle in, Alligator gars hitting the top of the water, Funny shaped clouds, a new born calf standing for the first time. Nothing but stars above you, Cotton in the fields and boys with Dr. Pepper T-Shirts.
Country Touches:  
The pull of the river's current against your legs, the sting of a Bull Nettle,  picking cotton,  the bare back of a horse, getting swatted in the face by a milk cow, blisters from pulling corn,  the reins of a horse in you hands and a marble between you thumb and big finger. 
Country Tastes:
Raw milk, mustang grapes, homemade butter, river water, pecans straight from the tree, gravy & bread for breakfast, corn you picked that morning and cool-aid the old way...

These are things that have gone with time for many of us or they are not around us anymore.  But... that doesn't mean that if we close our eyes... They are all  still there.

Johnny...





Thursday, May 21, 2015

Remember This Day...

This time of the year many of our young adults are graduating from either High School or College. To them who are stepping over that line I send you these words of congratulations and thoughts.

This time in your life is a very important time and always try and remember this time and how you are feeling about yourself right now, proud, excited and ready to take on the world. You are there, it's your time....

It's a time when your will step out and away to become whatever you will become. The "training wheels" are gone. no longer needed, you have learned what is needed to show the world just how great you are.

As you go... please do us a favor, remember and don't forget all the hard work and time it took to get yourself to this point. Please strive to make our world a better place. We have done alot but there is so much more to be done. This world offers you good and bad, it's now up to you to make your choices on what is offered to help us all...


Enjoy life... Don't let our society control you.. Take time, whenever possible, to reach out and grasp all that is out there for you because you deserve it.

Our world is a wonderful place to live and now you are ready to take your place in it and be a part of it...

Good Luck.

Johnny

Monday, April 27, 2015

Well of course its Monday Morning....



Got back from a 7 hour drive at 4am from taking a client to Tiki Village (Galveston).

Took until about 5am to relax and go to sleep

The Major Thunderstorm started at 6am.... lasted till 6:45

The Garbage truck came by at 7am... damn forgot to take the garbage out...

The trucks pulled up at 7:15 across the road to cut a big tree down in the neighbors backyard...

At 7:30 came the large crane and front-end loader used to ferry the large tree's limbs over the house across the street with the men screaming at each other arguing on the proper way to set the cranes outrigger legs.

The saws started at 7:45....

They will be there until about 4:pm....

I'm taking a shower and going back to work... at least I have peace and quiet in the cars...
That is all.....

note: Thank Im going to sneak over and let the air out of the tires on the truck and disposal trailer parked in front of my house.

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Diary of a Crazy Limo Driver

I returned last night from my trip with the "girls".  Picture it...

Heather's Birthday Party Trip

11 Eleven year old girls.
2 Middle School Sisters,  
1 Mom,
1 Grandmom

and a Father (who was the smart one because he followed in his truck)....

I picked them up at the Elementary School in Dequincy, La and took them to the "Bounce Around" in Beaumont (about an hour away).

The screaming, and hollering, laughing and shouting lasted the entire trip and was deafening, and I had my Privacy Wall UP! I could only feel sorry for Mom and Grandmom who were with them in the back.  Once there,  they jumped, bounced, played games, pushed each other around, ate pizzza opened presents, ate cake, ate more pizza, another 30 minutes on the inflatable slides then retuned to the Limo..  

On the trip back I offered them the one CD I had with me because they forgot to bring their own and earlier on the trip there could be heard switching radio stations at the rate of 3 per minute trying to find something to listen to that they all knew.

The CD?  Elvis' Greatest Hits.....

Oh yea... How crazy was it?  Well I noticed people who were passing us laughing, looking back towards the car and shaking their heads..

On returning to Dequincy.. I learned that all the girls were going to the Birthday Girl's House to spend the night...

I walk over to the Father and offered him the "extra"  $20.00 tip that "Grandma" had given me saying "You deserve this more then me."

He smiled at me and said, "Naw, you keep it.  You think I'm staying in THAT house tonight? Oh Hell No... I paid for all of this....  I'm going over to my friends house... ITS POKER NIGHT...

Smart Man...